fuckyeah2000s:

j0anriverz:

Just make the phone call 📱 feels so good getting what I️ want 👑

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99:

kentucky-fried-bucky:

dontbeanassbutt:

the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99:

transhumanist-viking:

heckshowerthoughts:

just-shower-thoughts:

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

Coconut Crab: I eat ze coconut

Some dude: cool, cool, got that

Coconut crab: zen I eat ze human

Some dude:

softmommyelle:

This kills me every fucking time

j0anriverz:

So over caring what people think…

watcherspet:

I’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about.

heytheresugar:

tomfordvelvetorchid:

*thinks back to 5 years ago to a random conversation* i was right

ruphobic:

ruphobic:

ruphobic:

at this wedding as a bridesmaid its actually very beautiful. im gonna ask the waiter what he thinks hold on

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO this waiter off his shits he has the real tea on the bride if anyone heard him hes SO fucked

oh fuck

idubzz:

me, desperate, begging on my knees: please just have one coherent fucking thought

my absolute shit brain:

hotgirltori:

notabadsport:

No Noise November. everyone shut up

theglowpt2:

theglowpt2:

what if your mortician was gay

meanplastic:

ctpatown: